Good morning everybody!
Just letting you know that the newest Macy Blush novella, Cantrip Love, has been released (or is about to be, depending on your timezone) and is available for purchase! It’ll remain only US$0.99 today (12/24/2021) and will increase to $1.49 tomorrow—so be sure to get it now. It’s also available in paperback and hardcover… Audible edition coming soon!
Also, suppose you need to catch up (as if these weren’t standalone books anyway). In that case, the other Macy Blush novellas are FREE now through Sunday, except for The Wizard’s Package anthology, which is marked down to US$0.99. Check out the Macy Blush tab to get links for all the different worldwide Amazon marketplaces – every book has its own list for your convenience. You can also download my Allodasos short, “An Eidolon, Named Night,” for free right now.
I hope you have an excellent holiday, whichever you are celebrating,
Stay safe and warm!
~B.S.Roberts
Now for Cantrip Love’s blurb!
A DnD-based romantic comedy that will steal your heart. Another Reddit-approved parody.*
Burned out from a string of unsuccessful campaigns, the gnome rogue Shank finds himself in a bustling city, picking pockets for a decent meal. After his fingers slipped into the clothes of the wrong woman, he’s coerced into an agreement to steal a pair of legendary artifacts—a Stormgirdle and Horn of Blasting—from a local warlord’s dominatrix. Making matters worse, he’s being forced to pull off the caper with a human bard with less charisma than an orc (sorry orcs)—Tad Aufki.
Because life is uninteresting unless there is more on somebody’s plate than they can reasonably handle, this story also includes a harem of seductive, backstabbing barmaids targeting the wondrous items. And they’re more than willing to kill whoever gets in their way—including our witless heroes. Despite Shank and Tad’s precarious entanglements, they’re destined to find love in the most unlikely of places. Join them on their amorous adventure in CANTRIP LOVE…complete with horrendous cover art!
*Seriously, what is even happening over there?